Who the hell drew that? Damn that’s sloppy
I think it’s supposed to be..
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kurt bumps into Scott (Sebastian’s twin brother) in the supermarket and isn’t very happy when he realizes it isn’t Sebastian and that he has hid Scott away from him.
“Sebastian I’m angry because this is a big deal!” He laughed in disbelief of how cool his boyfriend was about all this. “Why would you keep something like that away from me?”
Sebastian rolled his eyes and crossed his arms impatiently. “Look, It’s not a big deal okay.”
“YOU HAVE A TWIN BROTHER THAT I DON’T KNOW ABOUT.” He snapped causing Sebastian to run towards him and cover his mouth to get him to shut up. “Get off!”
“Shut up, People will hear you.” He frowned letting go slowly as Kurt pulled away in anger. “How did you find out anyway?”
Kurt’s eyes grew wide as his boyfriend still made out as if this was nothing but a petty little thing. “I bumped into him in the supermarket, Why does that matter?!”
He laughed at Kurt and shook his head. “For all you know that could have been me..”
“Oh I knew it wasn’t you.” He muttered sarcastically making him frown.
“How? We’re twins how could you possibly know the difference?” He asked pretty confused seems as not even his mother knew them apart. “You noticed his small package didn’t you? HA you did!”
“No.” Kurt grunted still extremely angry with him. “I knew it wasn’t you because the first thing he did was compliment me..”
Sebastian gasped at the change of tone coming from his boyfriend and hit him softly on the arm, “I compliment you!” He scoffed.
“Porcelain is not a compliment, Bas.” He frowned.
“But what abou-“
“Neither is ladyboy..” Kurt sighed rolling his eyes at him and his lack of romance.
“Okay smart ass, then what was his compliment?” Sebastian asked raising a brow at him.
Kurt smiled at the reminder of the compliment before quickly snapping back into reality when Sebastian flicked his forehead. “Ouch Bas, He said that my jawline complimented my face as did my eyes”
Sebastian snorted as the words left his mouth before falling into complete hysterics infront of Kurt who yet again rolled his eyes at his unbelievably self centred boyfriend. “What a douche bag!”
Kurt smirked at Sebastian and got up making his way out of the room which caught Sebastian’s attention straight away. “Where are you going?”
“Well, I can’t keep your douche bag of a brother waiting, He’s taking me to a movie..” He laughed mockingly before walking off and leaving Sebastian in the middle of the room with his jaw practically swinging off.
“Scott I swear!” He grunted to himself before quickly chasing after Kurt.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Get your earbuds or headphones or whatever, if you aren’t alone.
Click play. Close your eyes. Listen to this.
Then send thanks, gifts and cash to deanmadeadealwithademonand. Because this is the greatest thing the Wincest fandom has ever known.
Edit: The now-legendary deanmadeadealwithademon invites you to download this audio file:http://deanmadeadealwithademonand.tumblr.com/tagged/Pervy-Wincest-Things
“Album art” by traveller-in-time
and off come the pants…
- Me: Let's go learn something to school
- Kurtbastian: No
- Me: But my finals
- Kurtbastian: No. Here, have a new chapter of ACITW
- Me: But-
- Kurtbastian: Oh it's Kurtbastian week? Have ten other great fics
- Me:
- Kurtbastian: Juliper
- Me:
- Kurtbastian: Look at this awesome gif set
- Me: You destroyed my life
- Kurtbastian: *evil smirk and lots of sexual tension*
“The New Directions were better than the Warblers”
“Best safe word ever”
Seems like a lot of my fellow Klainers are finally starting to read A Change In The Weather and having unexpected Kurtbastian feels.
Come to the dark side! We have snark! Snark galore!
We also have Sebastian and Julian Smythe! ;)
DISNEY FANS STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS. THE COLOURS, THE LIGHTS, AND THE SOUNDS OH MY GOD.
#reblogged in the first thirty seconds
TEARS
Kurtbastian Week:
day 6: kurtbastian + texts; In which New Directions planned to get Blaine and Kurt together, but discover he’s got a boyfriend already. credit to Holly for planting the inspiration seeds by suggesting it wasn’t Kurt and Sebastian texting, but rather the others as they try to find out what’s going on.
